this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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