you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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