he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
