Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Pants are for mortals
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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