But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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