so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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