he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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