so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's never too late to be topless.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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