I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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