Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
