so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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