talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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