My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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