your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
