i think my mom watched the whole time
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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