i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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