Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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