As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
