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(408): View more from California

It's chlamydia! Thank God!

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration

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(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same

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(216): View more from Ohio

Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

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Challenge Accepted

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(843): View more from South Carolina

The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.

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(805): View more from California

Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.

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