Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
