i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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