there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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