and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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