how can u be prego again
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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