i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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