If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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