in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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