Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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