i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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