I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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