One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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