I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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