My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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