Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I am full of burrito and curiosity
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
