I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I made him laugh his dick is mine
its liver damage thursday
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Two words: nipple clamps
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