so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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