Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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