Sponge bath it is.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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