Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
