no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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