I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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