im having a threesome with these popsicles
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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