Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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