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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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