I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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