I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize