You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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