Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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