too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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