Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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