okay pat passed out under dana's car
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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