Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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