brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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