Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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