Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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